Oh my.

so i fooled two panels! Which means that i am confucian but barnardian, cheena but english, traditionalistic but revolutionary, and pro-pap but pro-spore.

What a ghastly irony. This either means that i am a brilliant billinguist or a treacherous two-faced twit.
(eeks. I am a cultural two-timer!)

Or are they synonyms?

Whatever it is, I am rejecting the lep one, since i am more likely to flunk lep promos and thus lose what i have 'worked' so hard to gain. Anyway, its not as if my resume isn't already cheena enough for them to send me packing to china the next-time-we-meet. (purely hypothetical!) Imagine PPE in chinese! 'Marx and Mao' - A brief course on why we SHOULD and WILL share. Now give ME that.

Europe would do fine, thank you.